Designed by Amir Khan, who loves to deflate balls.
An Honest Super Bowl Poster
Clear your schedules and mark your calendars because this Sunday it's time for... STUPID BOWL XLIXVQ (or whatever) featuring... THAT TEAM YOU HATE vs. THAT TEAM THAT JUST WON'T GO AWAY! Starring... THE PRETTY BOY QUARTERBACK and THE LOUDMOUTH WHO NEVER SHUTS UP! It could've been your team playing if only the stupid head coach had just LISTENED TO YOUR ADVICE or RESPONDED TO YOUR EMAILS But no, instead you're stuck watching A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES Play against SOME NO-GOOD CHEATERS To see WHO CAN PUT YOU ASLEEP THE FASTEST! Not interested in the game? Don't worry, it'll only take SIX FUCKING HOURS To crown a winner, an outcome EVERYONE IN THE WORLD Will be talking about the next day. Hey, at least you'll get to watch TONS OF COMMERCIALS Plus an INSULTINGLY UNWATCHABLE HALFTIME SHOW Featuring BANDS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT Singing SONGS YOU CAN'T STAND In the meantime. And if that weren't enough, we're also make sure TOO MANY PEOPLE Show up to watch the game at your house, including several guests who'll EAT ALL YOUR FOOD and several more who'll OVERSTAY THEIR WELCOME all but ensuring you have THE SHITTIEST DAY EVER on Monday. So get ready, sports fans, because Sunday will be here before you know it. Once again, it's... SUPER BOWL XXXLVIILQZZZZZZZZZ: HEY, AT LEAST ONE TEAM HAS TO LOSE!