Designed by Amir Khan, who loves to deflate balls.
Clear your schedules and mark your calendars because this Sunday it's time for...
STUPID BOWL XLIXVQ (or whatever)
THAT TEAM YOU HATE
THAT TEAM THAT JUST WON'T GO AWAY!
THE PRETTY BOY QUARTERBACK
THE LOUDMOUTH WHO NEVER SHUTS UP!
It could've been your team playing if only the stupid head coach had just
LISTENED TO YOUR ADVICE
RESPONDED TO YOUR EMAILS
But no, instead you're stuck watching
A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES
SOME NO-GOOD CHEATERS
WHO CAN PUT YOU ASLEEP THE FASTEST!
Not interested in the game? Don't worry, it'll only take
SIX FUCKING HOURS
To crown a winner, an outcome
EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
Will be talking about the next day. Hey, at least you'll get to watch
TONS OF COMMERCIALS
INSULTINGLY UNWATCHABLE HALFTIME SHOW
BANDS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
SONGS YOU CAN'T STAND
In the meantime. And if that weren't enough, we're also make sure
TOO MANY PEOPLE
Show up to watch the game at your house, including several guests who'll
EAT ALL YOUR FOOD
and several more who'll
OVERSTAY THEIR WELCOME
all but ensuring you have
THE SHITTIEST DAY EVER
on Monday. So get ready, sports fans, because Sunday will be here before you know it. Once again, it's...
SUPER BOWL XXXLVIILQZZZZZZZZZ:
HEY, AT LEAST ONE TEAM HAS TO LOSE!