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Can you believe the cost to advertise during the most watched television broadcast of the year is not only extremely high, but somehow even HIGHER than it was last year? You probably thought it was going to go down, didn't you?

 

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Remember the Budweiser commercials? WAIT, before you answer let me re-enact a couple to jog your memory. Bud. Wise. Errrrr. Wazuuuuuuuup! LOL those will literally NEVER stop being funny or become even mildly annoying IMO. Yeah they just don't make 'em like they used to, do they?

 

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You probably forgot since last year but did you know millions of people all over the world watch this event? Here's the EXACT amount I read in an article right before I came over today. Crazy how it's slightly more than what I told you last year, isn't it!  

 

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Did you know if you took all the chicken wings being eaten today and laid them out in a straight line it would stretch from here to Neptune? No really, apparently eating chicken wings when you're watching sports is very popular. You probably never made the connection!

 

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Seriously Gary? We go through this every year. I did my part by showing up to your Super Bowl party six hours early with a two-liter and three fun-size Snickers, the least YOU can do is make sure I never get hungry at any point during the next 12 hours. Also I just drank the last beer, can you run out and pick some up at halftime?

 

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Can you believe they had a POP STAR perform at halftime of the Super Bowl? I mean this is FOOTBALL we're talking about here. They should've gotten someone MANLY, like that hardcore heavy metal band I suggest every year even though less than 5% of the viewing audience would even recognize them, let alone enjoy their performance. Until that happens I vow to NEVER stop being surprised or to stop voicing my disapproval about this decision!

 

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I get that it's the championship and I realize even normal games are a solid three hours but come on, some of us have to work tomorrow! Are they really going to cut to ANOTHER commercial break? What is this, EVERY SUPER BOWL EVER?

 

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