2015 is here, and until today I was still opening my beers with a bottle opener...LIKE A CAVEMAN.
It turns out the good lord has bestowed all of us (well, except Hank Hill) with all the tools we need to open bottles - our butts. Yes, butts are the answer. Get your butthole good and tight, and it can do anything - provide a natural cushion for sitting, attract anacondas (or so I've been told), and opening up a cool brewski.
Watch the below educational, instructional video and use your butt to its full potential:
Woman Walks Around NYC With a Camera On Her Butt
15 Sexy Tree Butts That Will Give You Major Wood
Girls Butt Looks Like Cartman