Website: HBO GO
Owner : Ex-Roommate's Ex-Girlfriend
How you have it: From when you all watched Season 2 of GIRLS in the suite during orientation and you just never logged her out.
Owner: Dad's colleague
How you have it: At one point, he was really into Scandal and insisted your dad watch it. Actually he recently passed away. You finished every season because it's what he would have wanted.
Website: Amazon Instant Video
Relationship to owner: Childhood best friend's older brother
How you have it: Unclear but apparently he is pissed because he gets kicked off when both of you are trying to use the account. Sometimes he knocks you off when you're in the middle of watching Betas. It's not great (the show or the situation).
Website: Showtime Anytime
Relationship to owner: Really not sure where this one is from. It's been saved in your iPhone notes forever.
How you have it: No way of knowing. You haven't used it really since the end of season one of Homeland. You'd had enough of Carrie Mathison. She makes being bipolar look like a bad headache.
Website: Hulu Plus
Relationship to Owner: Your rich friend
How you have it: He is an investment banker and often pities you. There are still ads when you're signed in though . It's kind of bullshit.
Website: Spotify Premium
Relationship to Owner: Your mom
How you have it: I mean, she's your mom. She added Enya to your workout playlist because she doesn't know how it works. You once started playing Rick Ross from her iPad in New Jersey accidentally.
Website: A Live Journal circa 2006
Relationship to Owner: You claim you don't know who this melodramatic writing belongs to. It's pretty angsty and littered with "My Chemical Romance" lyrics.
How you have it: This is clearly yours. There's a picture of you right there at the top. It's taken from a stupid angle and it's clear you're wearing eyeliner and a bunch of other shit from Hot Topic. Is that a dog collar? Jig's up.