There are certain qualities you want in a leader: honesty, perserverance in the face of unflinching resistance... the ability to sit in a chair without busting one's ass. Chris Christie is still working on that last part as evidenced by this Vine of him falling out of a chair at a Philly radio station.
And thank you, Chris Christie, for falling out of that chair from now until all eternity. You'll get the hang of those pesky chairs one day.
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