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There are a million people named "Kevin" or "Amanda" to pick up. Be creative, set your name as "Wild Ride" or "Queen of the Road". Who cares where the bill will be sent to after?! And be sure to blow a kiss in your profile picture to let them know you're interested.

 

 

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If you want to show your fun side, don't just call an Uber car from your house like a boring nerd. Pick a location that will let your driver know you're a little bit crazy and have a wild side. Call an Uber from a hot new club, a monster truck rally or a dog fighting ring!

 

 

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If you want a quality date, don't settle for just any UberX. Go black and you'll never go back. Uber black cars are always bigger and wider, so you know in advance that you're getting a better package.

 

 

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When you're already in the car, make your driver see that you're an exciting person by changing the destination mid-drive. You're unpredictable and dangerous. No one knows where you're going. Thought I was headed there? Twist! I'm going the exact opposite way now, so make a U turn. Never let them know until the very last second.

 

 

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Uber drivers have a lot of passengers every day, so make sure you're the one they remember. Don't just sit there waiting for your drop off, be special. Eat something messy all over their new leather seats, puke out the window all over the doors, leave your scent all over the car so they'll remember you every time they get in for weeks.

 

 

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The most important thing is to not look desperate. Yeah, they're driving you know, but who knows? Maybe tomorrow you'll get a ride from someone else. You're not a one driver type of person, you have options. If they want to see you again - let them search for you. All over the city.

 

 

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Throughout the drive, be sure to focus all the attention on yourself. If your driver prefers looking at the road instead of you, he probably isn't very interested. Make sudden moves, show some skin, scream for no apparent reason. Anything you can do to make them turn their heads. Remember - if you end up at your destination without so much as a minor car accident - you failed.

 

 

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When your driver wakes up in the hospital, make sure the first thing they see is your 5 stars rating. They deserve it. Also, key your phone number on their car door, so they'll know where to reach you.