I know that you want to try and be creative and catchy with your slogans, Mr. Business Marketing Person, but, um, maybe just say "Please buy our product!" next time. Then again, without your poorly worded slogans this gallery wouldn't be possible. So forget what I said and keep doing your thing. 

 

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