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Such a fuckin' sweet ass dad. Works hard in IT during the day then goes straight home to chill hard as fuck with his rare ass kids. They play video games, crush healthy but fun-ass snacks (veggie chips, damn) then, after tucking in the kids, Todd and his wife have nice, good sex, on the regular. Fuckin' sweet ass Dad AND husband.

 

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Damn Matty G brings the Dad game so hard to little Charlotte and Timmy boy. Every fuckin' Saturday you see these three runnin' round the park, and yeah he pushes them high as all fuck on those swings, but you know he's making sure they are safe. He even makes them personalized sandwiches cause he has never once fucked around with not being a sweet ass Dad.

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Crucial single father. Dude has twins and still manages to hold it down sweet as fuck and never once has missed a soccer game. And get this, in an adolescent attempt to assert independence the twins play on different teams in different leagues across town and you know Daddy Campbell drives to 'em both! He also has a dank ass stamp collection he takes to conferences when the twins with mom.

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Oh hell yeah, mathematical Dad. During the day crunching the FUCK outta some numbers, back at home he takes care of Janie who was born with only one leg. And you would never know cause her demeanor is so fuckin' positive thanks to poppa Willie being such a goddam supportive FORCE. He also makes pigs-in-blankets from scratch cause she is an animal for 'em and that shit is HARD.

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Kaboom Father Ed just walked in and disciplined his rowdy ass kids Ben and Steve. But don't worry, believe in 30-45 mins he is gonna return with an uplifting and motivational speech these lil whippers will remember for life. That's grade A sweet ass Dad. Oh, and is he cookin' fuckin' chicken substitute nuggets? Healthy and tasty as all SHIT? He is.

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The Don Rickles of sweet ass Dads, Mr. Foret is funny as fuck and his kids AND their friends know it. Yeah, that's right, Samantha, Jimmy, and Sarah ALL wanna have their bday parties at home just so Dad can hold court and be cool as fuck in front of the other kids. Oh, and did I mention Ryan holds down two jobs cause his kids are smart as fuck and destined for the Ivy League? He is and they are cause they are grounded like rebar by their sweet ass Dad.

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Fuckin' shredder Dad, Tommy and Kelly have big ass brains cause Bo taught 'em Spanish and piano from day one. Bilingual
and musical dad? See ya later, that sweet ass Dad just shot the moon. And you know the kids know their states and capitals cause their shower curtain is a picture of the United States of America. This sweet ass Dad is making learning fun as fuck.

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Who is that man over there? The one those kids are loving? That's Chet "Sweet Ass Dad" Salter, baby! And all those kids were adopted! Just because Jeff has a stagnant seed doesn't mean he doesn't have mad love to give, and he gives it cause those kids are loved so strong. Dead ass, they don't even wanna meet their bio parents. Such a sweet ass dad.

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You know this dude loves his kids cause those aren't even kids they're fuckin DOGS! That's right dude is a sweet ass dog Dad, and even though they aren't humans you still gotta give props. Them pups stay chewin' on a toy and have soft coats like fuckin' 9 mil thread count sheets. Fuckin' sweet ass Dad, not one flea on Rex, Grumble, or Be-Bop ever.

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What's that? You can't really be a Dad to a fetus? Fuck you, Troy is proving you wrong. Now a veritable authority on all baby books and theory, dude is playing Mozart to that lil developing baby bump like we're in Salzbug in 1776. And check out that baby room, or should I say palace? That robin's egg blue paint on the wall? The most soothing color in fuckin existence.

Damn I love sweet ass Dads.