Where can I buy these things? Please tell me. I don't have a lot of money but I'll give you this baby I just found and some lint from my pocket. 

 

1. Pull out bunk beds:

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2. Hidden pool: 

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3. Fletcher Capstan expandable table: 

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4. Tool that can fill 100 water balloons at once:

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5. Easy glide condiment bottle: 

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