American Sniper was such a hit in the theaters that it's only fitting we get a reboot for Valentine's Day, right? "Huh? What?" Just go with me here... The real matchmaker behind all of those cinematic romances: Cupid's assault rifle.
Anyone else a little creeped out by Pee-Wee Herman making out at the end? I just always assumed he was hooking-up Chairry when the cameras weren't rolling.