11 Valentine's Day Dates That Scream 'Merica!

It might be best to avoid these places if your aiming for romance this V-day. Now, if you're looking to spend less than $20 have had indigestion, these places are can't miss!

1. This probably could have been worded better. 

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2. You should probably also follow up with "Sorry about that."

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3. On the otherhand, THIS seems like a solid deal. 

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4. "Featuring musical selections by Ron." Ron is a scratched up Michael Bolton CD in case you were wondering. 

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5. Like the song says, love is a warm gun. 

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