Fifty Shades of Grey has America under its spell -- a cheap, poorly written, over-hyped spell. So far, we've seen critics bash the shit out of the film adaptation of your aunt's favorite kink novel, but how do real people feel about all that onscreen boning? Well, Zen Films gave their take what they expect viewers' first reactions to look like. 

Hose down the seats, your local theater ain't even ready for the sex tsunami that's about to be unleashed. 

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