You may have already seen the photos of my 24Hr. Fitness personal trainer bio, and my fitness training video. You may have laughed at my lightning kicks or my wall running skills. You may have thought it was all a joke. BUT FITNESS IS NO JOKE.

Lightning Kicks are just the name. No one can actually move as fast as lightning. Wall Running looks different from different angles. I shot the video of me wall running from a bad angle so that everyone would feel like they could do it. You try to fight a tree with no training. See who wins. Sneaking up on people is not as easy as you might think. You might be able to sneak up on lots of people, but I can sneak up on ANYONE. 

If you want a trainer who is going to make you look good while you are training, I am not the guy. If you want a trainer who is going to make you look good after you are done training, and after you take a shower, and after you put on the right clothes and makeup and do your hair, I am the guy. 

When I became a 24Hr. Fitness trainer, when I put my bio on the wall, when I decided to share my fitness skills, I just wanted to help people. So, go ahead and laugh. Laugh at the guy who wanted to help people with his fitness skills. I'll be the one laughing when I sue this guy at obviousplant.tumblr.com for everything he has. What he didn't realize when he posted my flyer on his blog, is that I am not the butt of people's jokes. I kick the butt of people's jokes.

I'm proud of my fitness skills, and I dare anyone to try to do any of the fitness activities in my video without getting tired. 

 

CHUCK M. 

Unauthorized

24Hr. Fitness Trainer

P.S. How many of you have recieved a Presidential Fitness Award? 

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