If Oscar-winning movie Birdman had been based on an actual 1992 movie of the same name, you can bet your ass it would have an action figure. Taking a cue from the late 80s and early 90s action figure commercials (your Power Rangers, G.I. Joes, and TMNTs) this parody commercial has Birdman blasting through walls, shooting lasers, and doing all sorts of incredibly cool things that would never happen in your living room. 

Source: foxsearchlight

Don't even act like your 9-year-old self wouldn't have been begging your mom for one of these toys. 

Wall-smashing action!

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Lasers!

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Flying power!

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