Oh man, ok so my friends and I just went on an east coast road trip and came up with THE FUNNIEST JOKES EVER! Seriously, you gotta hear these they are so good, let me tell them to you.
Ok, so outside of Delaware there was this little field with a cow in it, and then like one goat just running around (so weird, right??) and as soon as she saw it my friend Cassi was like, "The goat is gonna get that cow!" Lol. So after that we kept being like, "Get that cow!" Like all the time. You sort of had to see how the goat was running to really get it, but you get it.
This one is pretty obvious. We got tater tots at a rest stop in North Carolina and Troy was just like, "Lets rumble, these tots are hot!" And right as he said that a baby started crying really loudly, so back in the car we all laughed and kept being like, "Rumble that tot baby, he's hot!" Lol you know? The tots were really hot that was a big part of it.
Oh man, ok, so we were driving through rural Maryland and there was a chicken truck in front of us, you know those trucks, right? Yeah, one of those with all the chickens in it, and Tori was like, "Chicken!" and right away we all started saying it lol. You had to see this truck to really get it, it was full of chickens, like so many chickens and really funny.
This is a good one, so we passed a Dunkin' Donuts and then like right after we saw another field with a donkey, and it was like a dunkin' donkey- a dunkey donkey! Lol I am laughing just thinking about it. If you saw how close together these things were you would totally get this one, it's good.
Lol ok, Troy was eating chip and said, "These are some crunchy potatoes," but he flubbed the word so it sounded like he said, "grunchy," lol. So everytime we ate after that everyone was like, "These potatoes are grunchy," even if we weren't eating potatoes. Lol trust me it's really funny you just sort of had to hear him say it right then, but you get it.
Ah dang, this one is good. So Julie was on the edge of the bed and just like fell off lol like for no reason. And then she kept grumbling about it like wah wah, so we just kept saying "Grumble grumble Julie gonna tumble," whenever she sat down. It was so funny but you had to see her fall it was in a really specific way lol.
I forget what state it was in but we saw these guys digging a ditch or some sort of little hole, and Tori said, "Look, they can dig it!" So anytime we would get out of the car someone would be like, "look at this dirt, can you dig it??" Lol oh man, it was funny. Does that make sense?
Lol ok so here's the story, windows in cars get really hot, right? Yeah they do. Tori's window got so hot she touched it and was like, "This window's a hot baby!" Lol, so we all just kept being like such a hot, hot, hot baby whenever things were hot, even a little hot. Do you get it? It was really good. ONCE she held up a tot to the window and said, "This is a hot, hot, hot rumblin' baby tot," and I swear Troy almost threw up from laughing.
So in Florida we stopped at a Waffle House just for the fun of it, and when we were ordering I asked if they had any ice cream, cause I had heard that they sold ice cream at some Waffle Houses, and the waiter was like, "No!" Haha, it was so funny the way they said it but you had to be there. He was just like, "No!" Lol man you should have been on the trip.
Oh man! Buckle up was so funny, everytime we got in the car we would always say, "Buckle up!" and just laugh so hard. Ah why did we say that... Man. I can't remember. It was something like we got in the car... yeah we got in the car and were about to drive away... ah man... Well, you get it lol still a really fun trip!
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