When a crime is committed against an overly sensitive millennial, New York City's police call in a special squad of cops to deal with the case: the Overly Sensitive Victim's Unit. They want to catch the bad guys, but it's like, reeeaaallly difficult when the victim refuses to see race, or gender, or height, or really any sort of distinguishable charateristic at all.
Look out, bad guys like this dirt bag are EVERYWHERE.
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