The general rule of thumb when picking out wine is white wine with chicken or fish and red wine with beef. At least I think that's correct. Errr, as long as there's alcohol in the bottle that's all that really matters, right? Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant decided to prank a wine store and add some practical wine pairing recommendations -- ya know, like which wine is best for fighting off Orcs.
How You Actually See Wine Bottles
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