Not only is fruit the sign of a healthy lifestyle, but it's also the sign of an organized lifestyle. The moment you buy a piece of fruit, you enter into a race against time to finish it. If you've purchased fruit recently and done more with it than watch it decompose and throw it out then, congratulations! You're probably an adult.
What's that? You've purchased a bag of chips and NOT eaten the whole thing in a single sitting as a substitute for dinner? You say you've done it enough times that you own a tool specifically designed to help you keep snack foods tasting fresh? WHAT THE WHAT?!?!t? You, my friend, deserve a pat on the back!
Getting haircuts is not that hard, but it takes a very special person to get a haircut that wasn't the direct result of looking in the mirror and realizing you look like a hobo. If you've not only figured out a hairstyle that you want to stick with, but also the schedule it takes to maintain it then chances are you've also figured out everything else in your life.
Cooking dinner for yourself is an impressive feat in itself, but cooking dinner that is flavored with more than just salt and heat is infinitely more impressive. Plus, you have five dollars to spend on dried basil? Damn, homie! You're crushing it!
Clean sheets are a definite sign of maturity, but just as important is the reasons why they're clean. Ask yourself: What was the driving force behind the last time you changed your sheets. If you answered anything other than "I spilled some shit," then you're doing everything right.
Knowing where your keys are at all times is one thing, but actually having a set spot spot in your home designated for your keys is true accomplishment. If you're SO organized that you actually remember to put them in the spot each time you come home, instead of just throwing them wherever and then having to search for them in the morning, then you pretty much deserve a medal.
There is a fine line between adult and child, and that line is the width of a picture frame. Look around your room: If there's anything on the wall that isn't neatly framed, then it means you have some serious growing up to do.
Whether it's old food or clothing, there is literally no respectable way to sniff something. If you find yourself sniffing something, odds are you need to get your shit together.
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