Below is a transcript of an actual conversation I had with my 12-year-old brother. Don't you just love technology?
Me: How did your game go?
Brother: Who r u?
Me: Your brother, dipshit.
Dipshit: Dont call me dipshit, retard
Me: Then don't be a dipshit, douchelord.
Douchelord: Shut your mouth u ass pee lonker
Ass pee lonker? You can't be serious.
Me: Quit making up words, asshat.
Asshat: U know what u can lick my but and suck on my balls
Me: More like whoop your ass and kick you in the balls.
Brother: Ohh that one hurt i should leave before cockmasterflex here starts 2 rhyme
Cockmasterflex: Jesus Christ, son. Do you kiss our mother with that mouth?
Brother: Do u 2?
Me: No, but I kiss my brother's.
Me: I WIN!!!