Every year since 2011, YouTube user "Pulltab Productions" posts a bizarre and hilarious review of the 10 best hairdos of the Minnesota High School Hockey Tournament. Man, these kids rock some majestic manes.
The winners are admitted into the prestigious "All Hockey Hair Team," receiving prizes from the (notably bald) judge and eternal fame.
Congrats, fellas. Even after male-pattern baldness kicks in, your full-flowing scalps will be remembered throughout all hockey history.
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