Common misconception says that daylight saving's started because of farmers, but as John Oliver points out, that's total bull honkey cuz cows are idiots. It turns out that the actual folks to blame for you losing an hour of sleep and struggling to reset the clock on your mircrowave -- WWI German soldiers. Dicks.
On the plus side, it does provide you with a bi-annual excuse to cover your ass when your boss asks why you're late again.
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