Think that donuts couldn't get more unhealthy/delicious than they already are?

HA! Krispy Kreme will see your challenge and raise you with this yet to be named monstrosity that is a donut slathered in raspberry jelly with bacon. Because in the current climate that is 'Murica, every new food item must contain bacon. I'm pretty sure it's a law of some sort. 

The Krispy Kreme scientists came up with the idea as a promotion campaign for the Wilmington Blue Rocks, a minor league baseball team from Delaware. 

"The Blue Rocks are always looking for new ways to please our fans, and we think this is certainly going to accomplish that," said Blue Rocks Director of Advertising Sales Brian Radle. "Krispy Kreme doughnuts and ballpark hotdogs are two of America's favorite treats, so why not combine them?"

Okay, I guess that makes sense -- kinda. I like spaghetti and Oreos, but that doesn't mean they need to be slopped together in the same bowl. 

The baseball team has set up a contest where fans will be able to name the future heart exploder.

"More Shit With Bacon" is my suggestion. Direct and to the point. 


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