Biting into a banana and discovering that it's full of tiny deadly spiders sounds like more than enough reason to never eat a piece of fruit again. Oh, and I should mention that these spiders also give men painful four-hour-long erections before killing them. You know, just in case that whole death thing wasn't creepy enough. 

A family in Wales recently bought some bananas that originated in Costa Rica and took them home only to discover it had a massive egg sack of Brazilian Wandering Spiders (a.k.a. the banana spider) stuck to its side. That's when nature decided to ruin their enjoyment of fruit forever.

"My husband bought the bananas from Tesco, they had been in the house a whole day before I ripped the bag open," said Maria, the mother of two. "The spider cocoon started to unfurl so I put it in a sealed box and put it in the freezer as I read that that is supposed to kill them."

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I applaud Maria for having the courage to place the bananas in a box, if it were me I would have likely doused my house in gasoline and burnt it to the ground. Then I would have peed on the ashes just to be safe. 

Tesco, the grocery store where Maria's husband bought the devil fruit advised her to bring the bananas back to the store so they could issue her a refund. "Hey, sorry that we sold you some fruit with spiders that will make your husband's dick explode and kill your entire family. Enjoy this $1.50 refund and coupon for laundry detergent on us." 

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