Somehow, Kevin Bacon has made it over 30 years in showbiz without doing a single bacon commercial. Not a Jimmy Dean, an Oscar Mayer, NOTHING! He's happy to do an egg commercial, though, particularly ones that have him offering sexual favors to lonely housewives and make ample pun-use of his name. 

Who wouldn't want to start their day with a side of Kevin Bacon and eggs? So much protein! Uhh, I mean, the eggs have a lot of protein. Not Kevin Bacon. 

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