Nobody likes random dongs grazing their line of vision. It's just an uncomfortable sight and can really throw off one's morning, but for the folks of a Charlotte, North Carolina neighborhood, it's been a decade-schlong battle. Basically, one of their neighbors stands in front of his door every day fully nude, just letting his member take in the morning sunshine. Disapproving neighbors be damned. 

Source: wbtv

That's it, he stands around naked for a few minutes? I once lived in an apartment where my bedroom window was directly in front of a neighbor's bathroom window, and they ALWAYS had the window up. Watch a guy groan and moan his way through a shit every day and then come talk to me about neighbor problems.