Want everyone to instantly ignore or disagree with something you've just posted online? Just use any of these 10 Simple Tips!

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Tack these two simple words onto the end of literally any statement to turn even the most simple, logical argument into smug-sounding BS! Also, everyone is imagining you smirking while you were typing this and we're all secretly rooting for you to somehow get severely wedgie'd through the computer, or at the very least hit in the face by some sort of well-deserved pie.

 

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Hmm, I'm a little worried that the thing I just said on Facebook doesn't sound annoying enough. Should I just leave it as is and let people judge for themselves? Nahh, better type *shrug* at the end so people will know I am shrugging after the thing I said, as if to be like "get a load of this tomfoolery!" Should I type *shrug* or *shrugs*? Which one's more annoying? Hmmmmm....

 

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Actually, I won't just leave this here, I'll leave this here and then I'll type "I'll just leave this here" to inform you that I have, in fact, just left this here, because there is no explanation necessary. No explanation, that is, except me typing "I'll just leave this here..."



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[Concluding giant multi-paragraph manifesto]


IF YOUR NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION YOUR PART OF THE PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!



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[In response to someone's three-paragraph long extremely sound, detailed, link-filled counterargument]


*Too, not "to". There's no way that was just a typo, you clearly don't know the difference and typed that on purpose.