Looking to send your foes a care package to let them know how much they truly suck, but don't want to invest in a glitter bomb or package of poop? You're in luck because you can now mail them a box of dicks. Delicious, edible dicks. 

There's a new startup called, Dicksbymail.com that will mail out a bag of gummy dicks with the message "Eat a bag of dicks!" for just $15. They make a pretty strong case for the power of mail order dicks on their website. 

Remember that look of joy you got on your face on Christmas morning when you went downstairs and unwrapped a big bag of socks?  Us neither.  Dicks by Mail is the easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal.

I guess I know what my sophomore RA who got me kicked out of my dorm will be getting this year for Christmas. Of course if you want to send nonedible dicks, there's always the old standby shipadick.com. It's 2015, you have multiple dick-mailing options available. 

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