Humans are always ruining everything for the rest of the planet. So it's time the animal kingdom came back and said "step off, bro!"
Imagine every time you dimmed the lights to do the deed, some tortoise came in and just...y'know...watched. Now you know how this tortoise feels. We got your round boney back, bro. #TeamTortoise2015.
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