1. Munging

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 Oh good, a "Shop" option.

 

2. Wolfbagging

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Really curious why every single thing has a "Shop" option.

 

3. Eskimo Trebuchet

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Wonder what Jane Austen would think of this. "Scandalous!" is my guess.

 

4. Sour Apple Smoothie

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Dr. Syphilis? Did I accidentally wander onto WebMD? Oh no, I definitely didn't.

 

5. Mexican Pancake

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Hey! The "Shop" option. Still there. Good to know, what with Mother's Day coming up and all.

 

6. Alabama Tuna Melt

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This is what I assume 50 Shades of Grey was about.

 

7. Space Dock Fondue

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Oh, I'm sorry, Carol, but I thought you said you were OPEN-MINDED when it came to our lovemaking. I GUESS NOT.

 

8. Lion King

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Honestly, was expecting this one to be way worse.

 

9. Alabama Hot Pocket

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What the FUCK is wrong with you, the state of Alabama?

 

10. Alligator Fuckhouse

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Nice, I can hear someone pronounce this one. That was the biggest issue I had with it - the pronunciation. 

 

11. Charizard

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In case you hadn't picked up on it, pretty much every sex act described here is felony assault or worse.

 

12 -  undefinedAnything that starts with 'Cleveland'

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What the hell happened in Cleveland for it to become synonymous with shitting on someone during sex???