If you happen to own a company and wish that your logo looked more like a penis, well, friend, you're in luck because there's now a website that specializes in just that.
For a mere $25, Penised.com will give ANY logo that highly sought after dick touch. The website is run by two guys who work in the tech industry, but wish to remain anonymous for obvious reasons and said they came up with the idea the way most idiotic/genius ideas are born -- by getting drunk.
"One day we were at the bar having a couple of beers and doodling some logo concepts for an app we were about to build, and we noticed a couple of sketches had rather phallic shapes to them. The more we drank, the funnier they looked, and we started joking about other logos that looked a bit dick-ish, and, boom!--the idea for Penised was born."
The site's not even been up for a month, but so far they've had over a million hits, and no lawsuits yet! So to reiterate, if for some reason you have a desire to see what the Nike logo would look like as a circumcised dong, these are your guys.