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That certainly seems like the obvious explanation, but like...would people actually do that? It sound really uncomfortable, and it's dirty as hell. Like, there's a pile of dog shit right there. Also like, would people who are in a frame of mind that they're like, "I need to fuck right here on this sidewalk where everyone's gonna see" really have the foresight to stop and use a condom? No, that makes no sense. What the fuck?


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That kinda makes sense. My garbage bag breaks all the time! Someone must have been taking out the garbage and it ripped and then....but wait! If it's from a broken trash bag, where's the rest of the trash? Would someone really pick up all other trash but leave the condom? I would think the condom would be the first thing you'd pick up...No, this doesn't add up.

 

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Teenagers do a lot of dumb stuff, right? Maybe someone could think this is funny... I dunno though. If they were going to do it, wouldn't they want to put it somewhere someone would see it? Throwing it on the ground isn't a prank so much as littering...

 

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That could explain it. I mean, stuff falls out of my pocket all the time! That must be it...Although, there's no wrapper, which would mean someone was walking around with an unwrapped condom in their pocket, and, like, who would do that? That's weird. Also even if someone did do this, wouldn't they notice if it fell out? I know that if I were walking around with an unwrapped condom in my pocket, I'd be very conscious of it....Unless...

 

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Okay that's complicated but that makes the most sense. This is definitely what happened. Case closed! Gonna dust my hands off and OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

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Yeah that's it. Cool.