Only you can prevent epic spring break fails. Stay home.

 

  

1. Never swim on a full moon. 

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2. Let the Professor drive, not Gilligan.

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3. Forget everything you know about gravity. You're failing.

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4. Shake it but don't break it.

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5. Leave shopping carts to the professionals. 

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