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15 Times Fortune Cookies Dished Out Ominous Predictions
April 8, 2015
Today's takeout fortune: There will be a large pizza in your future.
1. Call the police.
2. How about directions to a more public place?
3. A warning would have been nice.
4. ...or else what?
5. This cookie knows too much.
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