We'll probably never know what any of these things taste like, but according to this reddit post, there's one hell of a markup on the Cristal Rose Magnum Champagne which you can find for $500 online. Which is clearly STILL too expensive for most everyone (and if it's not, please send us some).
Did you guys REALLY need that second parm chunk? I mean honestly. Unless you guys are working on the world's most expensive fart, in which case I totally get it.
And that LG water is definitely made out of unicorn tears since it's $12 a pop.
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