Between Terry Crews' unusual pectoral-dancing abilities and his lip syncing skills, I'm begging to suspect he's not human at all, but some sort of cybernetic life-form Old Spice made in their lab. Nobody should be this good at singing "A Thousand Miles" not even Vanessa Carlton. And can we give the guy some props for that white suite? Whom among us could pull off such an ensemble and the guy does it shirtless! Don't even act like you'd have the gonads to walk out in that.
Just try to turn your eyes away!