So I was thinking about a day at the spa and yeah, no thanks. 

 

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2. Snail trails are good for your skin. (I'll take their word for it.)

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3. I don't think that kid is old enough to be bathing in Beaujolais, but what do I know? I'm not his mother.undefined

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4. Flesh-eating fish = pure glamour.

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5. Every. Damn. Time.

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