Confused about all this May the 4th hoopla that your 37-year-old uncle has been rambling about? Well, that's where Star Trek's Tim Russ comes in to explain that May the 4th celebrates the birthday of The Star Wars and how the space druids defeated Dark Vader. (Prepare to be furious, Star Wars fans.)

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Man, was it ever a bummer when Dark Vader turned Obi One into laundry.