If you missed Bud Light's recent bottle slogan because you were too sloshed to read the label (OR you chose not to drink their alcoholic pee pee) the bottles read: "The perfect beer for removing 'No' from your vocabulary for the night. 

Now, I'm sure that all the Budweiser execs were high-fiving each other about how they had coined the newest "feel good, can't do nuthin' wrong with a Bud" message, but it had a much different interpretation to many people -- "rapey." Uh oh, this can't be good. John Oliver quickly pointed out Bud's facepalm mistake and of course hilariously ripped the beer to shreds in the process. 

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The beer that taste like Steven Seagal's pre-cum. 


Man, I sure hope that global beer company can bounce back. It'd be a real shame if they didn't make another trillion dollars this year.