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No doubt, this fish bypassed evolution, became a businessman, and is now climbing the corporate ladder to finance a super underwater utopia so that marine life can grow strong and take over the human race. Business Fish is as slimy in the sea as he is in the boardroom. Good, moral businessmen don't eavesdrop around corners. And they certainly aren't outlined in fire. The Wolf of Wall Street is a potty trained little pup compared to the Fish of Wall Street, who is maniacally tightening his grasp on all he touches.

 

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Naughty Foods grew up on the wrong side of the grocery store aisle. With no postive food role models in their lives, they turned to debauchery and gang violence. Carrot threatens people with his peeler, Hamburger brutalizes side dishes, and grilled cheese is a pedophile. Rarely are humans bold enough to eat Naughty Foods, and those who are? There's not enough Pepto Bismol in the world to alleviate the pain they wreak on you from the inside. 

 

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Hacker Boy and Girl seem innocuous enough, which is what makes their devious intentions all the more haunting. Beneath their sweet exteriors lay razor sharp computer minds that they use to drain strangers' bank accounts and mine top secret government secrets. These little Sith Mark Zuckerbergs operate in the shadows, unseen, taking whatever they want from anyone they want, and there's nothing you can do about it. 

 

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Mr. Baldy, an objectively unappealing, sad little man, has no human friends to speak of. So instead, he creates his own "friends" deep within his underground laboratory, where they can all live in harmony together. Little does Mr. Baldy know, but these little alien dough gremlins keep his company not for friendship, but to use their dough gremlin mind control on his weak, impressionable mind. When Mr. Baldy emerges from his underground lab, it will be to carry out their evil alien bidding. 

 

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The Party Fowls might seem like a raucus barrel of fun, but their hard partying lifestyle serves mainly to drown out their crushing failure to make it in the entertainment industry. With the success of birds like Big Bird, Rio, and all the chickens from Chicken Run, these birds got motivated and took a stab at the big screen, only to be rejected time and time again. Now they burn the days away partying in a coop by the beach, each one drinking themselves deeper and deeper into a dark ruin.

 

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Unchi, the depressed older brother of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, lives deep in the shadows of his younger brother's shadow. He constantly wrestles with his own inadequacy, and cushions his sorrows by exhibiting harmful behavior upon Rollie, his captive prisoner. Unchi needs help. Rollie needs much more help. 

 

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Sinister Oyster is the mob boss of the sea. He carries out hits on any marine life that do so much as look at him the wrong way. Anything that goes on below sea level, Sinister Oyster knows. Some say his pearl is like a crystal ball, and that just by looking at it he can see all that goes on underwater. He is the one responsible for raising Business Fish up from a little egg, with the mastermind plot to mold him into a sharp dressed weapon to take down the human race.