How many times has this happened to you? You're walking along texting some hilarious emoij-filled message to your friend when BLAMO! A vicious cobra bites you on the leg. Ugh, what a way to ruin a Thursday, huh? Texting and walking is a dangerous trend and Darwinism is doing its best to cull the heard -- sometimes that means SNAKES.
Mother Nature is clearly trying to tell us something, and that something is that if you become a texting zombie a snake will bite you. This is the world we're living in now, guys.