12 Products for Letting Society Know You've Officially Given Up
Life is tough and everyone feels like throwing the towel in every now and then. Not matter how difficult it seems though, as long as you don't own any of these products there's still hope!
1. At least he'll be rested for the disappointment of waking up.
2. This is the last stop after Tinder.
3. All the money saved on a gym membership can now be spent on masturbation tissues.
4. Just in case the sweatsuit didn't get the message fully across.
5. "Jim hasn't left his house since he started making his own Twinkies. Pretty sure they're gonna have to knock a wall out."
6. Don't worry, nobody will notice your purse is just a booze bag.
7. Pretty sure the inventor of this is just trolling his/her customers.
8. Perfect for making the right impression.
9. Yes, it has foot holes, but let's be honest, if you wear this you're not going to be walking anywhere to begin with.
10. 100% guaranteed to keep anyone from coming near your genitals ever again.
11. Wear it long enough and you'll have a permanent smile, just like an insane person.
12. It's only a matter of time before these people fall down a manhole.
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