John DiMaggio may not have a famous face, but his voice is known all over for his work as infinitely beloved goofballs Bender (Futurama) and Jake The Dog (Adventure Time). You may have heard his golden pipes singing the Bacon Pancakes Song on a past Adventure Time episode (or in endless YouTube mashups & remixes). But John DiMaggio The Human won't dare fall to the alluring siren song of bacon & pancakes combined. He explains:
via Cereal Box
He's right, obviously. In the real world bacon pancakes will kill you. But in a world of cartoon logic, you can gulp down bacon pancakes to your heart's content without worrying about the consequences. And dogs can sing, cook, and stretch their limbs to incredible heights. Ah, if only life were but a cartoon.