1. You should really be following Larry King on Twitter.
Larry King's been interviewing people since before color TV even existed, but his truest unknown contribution to pop culture is his Twitter account. Conan had Larry on his show the other night and pointed out how Larry's Twitter account is a stream of random pointless thoughts that run across his mind. Basically, Larry just yells random thoughts at his wife who puts them out on Twitter under the #itsmy2cents. They're all completely pointless, but wonderful.