It's been a while since I've been to KFC, but from what I remember rat tenders weren't on the menu. A Los Angeles man has likely had chicken ruined forever by KFC after biting into a tender and discovering it was a deep fried rat. The tail was still on the crispy critter, and no, deep-fried rat doesn't taste like chicken. 

"It was very nasty. I spit it out. I looked down at my hand and I realized that it was in the shape of a rat with a tail and everything in it," said Devorise Dexon. 

The manager actually freaked out, confirmed that it was a rat. She apologized for it. They actually just offered me a free meal," said Dixon.

 

Yeah, because offering somebody a free 4-piece chicken dinner at a value of $8 is going to make up for the horror of biting into a rat. No amount of mashed potatoes and gravy can wash away that nightmare. After bringing the attention to KFC corporate, they responded with "our chicken tenders often vary in size and shape. And we currently have no evidence to support Dixon's claims." 

Screw you and your rat tenders, Colonel Sanders.