Every good dad knows that the best way to be a father to your children is to let the television do it FOR you.


1. Homer Simpson on success:

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2. Dan Conner on women:

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3. Frank Costanza on tact:

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4. Frank Reynolds on flirting:

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5. Hank Hill on preparedness:

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