Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
9 Ways To Get A Woman, According To T.V.
July 2, 2015
These 9 TV studs know exactly what kinds of moves are sure to win a woman's heart.
1. Finn from
When you're fighting, when you have something intimate and romantic to tell her, literally anytime anything happens to either one of you ever, sit her down, gather an audience, bring in the band, choreograph a few dance moves and belt it right in her face.
2. Cory from
Boy Meets World
Never let up. You can have occasional moments of maturity, but on the whole just be as childish and dopey as possible for as long as possible. Ladies
3. Danny from
The Mindy Project
The next guy to tell me to stop eating Goldfish is
And if after our first time having sex he tells me it was just subpar...Stop the search! My Prince Charming is
4. Nick from
Hubba hubba...Half-assedly working a part time job? Trying to write zombie fiction and then failing to do that, too? Could have been a successful lawyer, but now you're just an emotionally unavailable couch potato? Don't worry about it, you could still get with Zooey Deschanel for sure!
5. Stephan...and Damon from
Nothing sexier than a guy who's close with his family and knows how to share, you know?
6. Ross from
Just think, "What Would Ross Do?"...The whiniest baby of all
7. Dr. House from
oh my god. Your boss will love your condescension and how you frequently disregard that she is your superior in the workplace ;) And like Dr. House, your pill addiction will be totally understandable, almost endearing.
8. Chuck from
She'll totally appreciate your corporate savvy. Business is business!
9. Barney from
How I Met Your Mother
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.