Here's the 13 Times You Were All Like SMDH
When your boy doesn't know guac is extra and you all like lol wut? come on bro. smdh.
When you read your facebook posts from 4 years ago and all you can be is like smdh
When you hear about Rachel Dolezal and you just like smdh.
When you drop 50 on your boy in 2k he all "you cheated" and you can't help but just be like smdh
When you gotta listen to Rita tell you about her morning commute. Why does she think this is interesting? You sit there quiet and listen but you gotta just be all like smdh.
When you drink coffee for the first time and you be all like smdh. But this time it's different.. you can't control it...
When you see how you acted on too much coffee and you are sad and embarrassed. Is that your true self? It's that who you want to be? You quietly contemplate. You are ashamed, but all you can do is just be like smdh.
But then you drink more coffee because screw it! I LIKE SMDH!
Then you give it to the kids BECAUSE MAYBE THEY'D LIKE TO BE LIKE SMDH TOO! HAHAHA THEY LOVE IT! YOU KNEW THEY WOULD!
Then you head over to the barn and call the horses like HEY COMERE AND HAVE SOME OF THIS SWEET SWEET BREW and they slurp it up and then they all like WATCH ME WHIP, WATCH ME NEIGH NEIGH and you all like wow, you horses are crazy for this one! smdh
Then you head home and drink an entire pot of coffee and you all like smdh but also your body is shaking now. Is this the beginning of the end? lol smdh.
Then you decide to make your own cold brew. You are now are introducing so much caffeine into your system that you reach a higher plane of existence. You realize you've been a prisoner your whole life, trapped in the brain numbing monotony of the human experience. It is clear now that perfection is achievable, nirvana isn't just a concept... and you all like smdh I can't believe I didn't see all this before.
You take a moment to you look down on all those who have wronged you. As they gaze upon you, they are in awe of your true form. You are a god amongst men. You cast a long shadow over the small and feeble minded. They are peasants. They will all bow to you. They will kiss your feet and when they do, you'll just be all like smdh... smdh...
We like you. Do you like us too?