I hope you like a DRY heat.
You thought it was annoying when two people were looking all cute and in love on your newsfeed? Well thanks to the slippery slope of gay marriage, imagine now one of those people is a DOG in a TUXEDO. How is your janked up face supposed to compete with that?
So you might say this day is also a big win for married guys with those "game over" tshirts.
Who's gonna make babies now? Listen to the news people, we're already in a drought.
All we'll have left now is Mormonism and the five second rule.
WOOPDY DOO! IM SOOOOO HAPPY FOR THEM! EXCEPT THAT I'M NOT BECAUSE MY GERMAN SHEPHERD IS HOTTER THAN ME AND WE ALL KNOW IT.