Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
16 Cringe-Worthy Reasons to Stay Indoors This Summer
June 29, 2015
Bummed that all of your friends are going on awesome summer vacations? Don't fret, because the joke's on them -- summer is overrated. The sun is your enemy, so stay inside where it's safe on the internet. Forever.
1. Thanks for the memories, Six Flags.
2. Inflatables aren't for everyone.
3. Even this guy's sweat glands think he's a dick.
4. Thankfully, this
isn't nearly as horrifying
as it looks.
5. The insect kingdom is out to get you.
6. This could have been avoided by staying inside and watching TV.
7. Worst. Pool. Party. EVER.
8. Pool slides were specifically designed for this type of failure.
9. Amazingly, nobody even had to get out of the water to use the bathroom.
10. The sun is your enemy.
11. The aftermath of a "fun" day at the beach.
12. And this was so close to being awesome.
13. Again, the sun is your enemy.
14. The key word here is "again."
15. This never would have happened if he stayed on the internet.
16. This was always destined to end poorly.
17. Now, this kid is on to something.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.