Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Unofficial Field Guide to Dum-Dums and Idiots
June 30, 2015
There are lots of dumbos out there, but how are we expected to tell them all apart? Well, here's a brief introduction to the many varieties of idiots roaming and rapidly reproducing on our planet.
1. The redneck idiot
2. The "laws don't apply to me" idiot.
3. The false bravado idiot.
4. The bored idiots.
6. The takes things WAY too literally idiot.
7. The inanimate object fighting idiot.
8. The Xtreme idiot.
9. The Newtonian idiot.
10. The aware that pain is imminent idiot.
11. The "hey, lemme try out my new football helmet" idiot.
12. The lack of respect for nature idiot. (SOOO many of these.)
13. Example #2
14. Your run of the mill dum-dum.
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